Dress the part.
This Pirate Henley exudes sex appeal. We all know it. You know it. Your girlfriend definitely knows it. The dude in her fantasies probably knows it best of all...
Little did you know, with this shirt, you and that fantasy man can become one. Do it. Become a fantasy man. Grow a beard, oil your skin, talk in a thick accent, carry a sword, and wear this shirt. Results guaranteed.